lanashiftdelrey:

walking into school

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remembering there was homework

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(via boldchick)

Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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(Source: beautilation, via apparant)

yesimbeyonce:

I don’t have an FAQ because everyone already knows about me

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(Source: miraguey, via ruinedchildhood)